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[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Lakers (1-5) defeat the Denver Nuggets (4-3), 121-110

[賽后貼]? 洛杉磯湖人（1勝5負）121-110擊敗丹佛掘金（4勝3負）

雙方關鍵球員數據：

湖人（1-5）：詹姆斯26分6板8助、濃眉23分15板2助、威少18分8板8助、沃克18分5板2助2帽、布朗8分6板、貝弗利5分5板2助、里夫斯10分4板2助、瑞安6分、加布里埃爾4分2板、納恩3分。

掘金（4-3）：約基奇23分14板6助2帽、波特17分9板、戈登18分6板2帽、波普9分5板5助2帽、穆雷21分4板5助、布魯斯-布朗10分4助、格林5分、小喬丹5分6板2帽。

[–]Josiah Johnson@KingJosiah54

Lakers after the 1st win of the season

推特網友：得知湖人取得賽季首勝之后

[–]Lakersindogunawan 180 points an hour ago

What a time to be alive!!

湖人球迷：能喘氣的感覺真特么好！！

[–]LakerstacoTs 50 points an hour ago

I can die happy now!!!

湖人球迷：我就算現在掛了，也能含笑九泉！！！

[–]ClutchPoints@ClutchPointsApp

This man made sure that the Lakers were NOT gonna go 0-6 tonight

He was seen in the arena, dressed like Jesus, walking around telling people the Lakers were gonna win

推特網友：湖人沒有0-6，全靠此人庇佑！打扮的像耶穌，球場里到處遛，逢人就高呼，湖人今晚不會輸！

[–]NBAYergason 519 points 3 hours ago

Nuggets why did you let us all down

球迷：掘金掘金，你傷了多少人的心？

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 732 points an hour ago

You done messed up, D-Denver

湖人球迷：丹佛掘金，事搞砸了，現眼了吧？

[–]jackobanter 2529 points 1 hour ago

Nuggets country, let"s hide

掘金球迷：伙計們，咱都找個地縫鉆了吧

[–]Gran Destino_Elder_ 1993 points an hour ago

The Denver Nuggets have been eliminated from championship contention.

球迷：丹佛掘金已被剝奪爭冠資格！

[–]DeanBlandino2 903 points an hour ago

Denver, earlier today: LET RUSS COOK

Denver, tonight: No! Not like that!

球迷：

開打前的丹佛：讓威少掌勺！

開打后的丹佛：威少，你往后稍稍！

[–]Lakersmessydoughut 1503 points an hour ago

Russ off the bench was a great move. We also shot 43% from 3.

湖人球迷：威少替補出戰實乃上上之舉。我們的三分命中率達到了43%！

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 911 points 2 hours ago

Bench leader seems like a perfect role for him

馬刺球迷：板凳匪幫幫主似乎是最適合威少的角色

[–]Lakerszechef1 97 points 3 hours ago

Westbrook 6MOY campaign starts HERE

湖人球迷：威少爭奪最佳第六人之旅始于今夜！

[–]LakersKTFlaSh96 306 points an hour ago

who knew letting russ actually do what he"s good at (dribble penetration) and space him with shooters was a good idea?

湖人球迷：讓威少干他擅長的事（持球滲透），再配幾個投手給他拉開空間，這么好的用法難道之前沒有人想到？

[–]LakersLearningle 247 points 2 hours ago

The big thing is he’s playing much less with Lebron, and when he’s playing with and against bench players he looks like a star, and he’s a great on court leader for reaves, Ryan, walker. Also, I think Lebron didn’t look so exhausted in the 4th because he got to sit for the end of the third while Russ and the bench went off.

湖人球迷：重點是他和詹姆斯同時在場的時間少了，當他帶著一幫板凳打對方替補時，他就是球星，對里弗斯、瑞安和沃克來說，他也是很好的場上指揮官。此外，我覺得第四節的詹姆斯看起來也沒那么累了，因為第三節末他就坐在板凳上看威少和替補拼殺，養精蓄銳。

[–]Warriorschief_mr 375 points 2 hours ago

I originally wanted to see the Nuggets win just for the memes but seeing Westbrook pop off with 18/8/8 and look so happy with himself was nice lol, he’s finally getting some love from the fans :))

Highest +/- on his team with +18!

勇士球迷：一開始，我也想看到掘金取勝，然后共襄全網群嘲糊人的盛舉，可看到威少18/8/8的回暖，看到他重新露出自信的笑容，突然感覺很暖心！他終于贏得了球迷的一點愛：））正負值+18，全隊最高！

[–]LakersLearningle 190 points 2 hours ago

Idk there was a feeling in the arena, the fans were cheering when he came back in the 4th. Just good fucking vibes for once.

湖人球迷：我不知道球館內是什么感受，但威少第四節重新回到場上時，球迷們都是歡呼雀躍的！難得一見的氛圍，就這個feel倍兒爽！

[–][OKC] Shai Gilgeous-AlexanderCunnilingusaur 215 points an hour ago

I just wanna thank the nuggets for taking the first L to the Lakers so the rest of us don"t have to deal with that heat.

雷霆球迷：感謝掘金老鐵敢為天下先的奉獻精神，幫所有其他球隊消除了給副班長送溫暖的心理負擔！

[–]Bullstronovich 67 points an hour ago

No shit. If they got to 0-10 or something, the team who handed them their first dub would be relegated on subreddits everywhere.

公牛球迷：話也別說得太滿！如果湖人接下來搞上一波十連敗什么的，壓力就又來了，到時候誰再雪中送炭還不一樣得走到哪被噴到哪

[–]RaptorsKingREX_24 302 points 2 hours ago

LeBron did an excellent job fronting Jokic down the stretch there, that was satisfying to watch.

猛龍球迷：關鍵時刻老詹肉搏約老師，絲毫不掉鏈子，看得人直呼過癮

[–]wembanyama_ 122 points 2 hours ago

As a near 38 yr old against an all-time great offensive big near his peak

Goat shit

球迷：年近38了，面對史上最偉大的大個子進攻球員之一、接近巔峰期的約基奇，寸步不讓，這畫面怎不讓人淚流滿面！

[–]kai_123 147 points 3 hours ago

This Lakers defense is so good. They"d be a good team if they were just average on offense.

球迷：今晚湖人的防守確實出色。如果他們在進攻端能達到平均水準，就還是一支強隊。

[–][LAL] LeBron JamesImjustANewSneaker 843 points an hour ago

77-5 INCOMING

湖人球迷：77勝5負，今日完成第一步

[–]LakersJayveesac 522 points an hour ago

The 2006-07 Mavs started 0-4 and then went 67-11 after that. We"re on the same trajectory, just saying

Yeah they lost in the first round but let"s ignore that

湖人球迷：2006-07賽季，小牛開局0-4，之后一波67-11，彼時彼刻，恰如此時此刻。是，我知道他們最后一輪游了，可這都是細枝末節，咱就忽略不計了

[–]LakersWakiLover 356 points 2 hours ago

This is it. This is the game we turn it all around.

The Westbrook Wiggle wills us to the title.

77-5

Lakers vs Nets finals. Nets made a miracle run after they gave Kyrie a fake twitter and KD handed him one of his burners. Kyrie wears a blindfold and plays using only his 3rd eye.

Westbrook lobs it to James to dunk over KD in Game 7. WB is air guitaring as Ben Simmons is crying. AD gets wheeled out in his wheelchair and stroller to help hoist the trophy.

湖人球迷：絕地反擊，就在此時！大鵬一日逆風起，扶搖直上九萬里。

大威天龍將率領我湖直取皇冠，77-5如探囊取物！

誰將是我湖奪魁的最后一塊踏腳石？籃網！（有看官問了，籃網何德何能？）

話說那籃網兵行詭道，給歐文造了一個假推特，又讓杜蘭特從他那一大堆一次性手機中，摸出來一個送給歐文。且自此后，歐神仙上場都是黑巾遮目，全憑第三只天眼打球，籃網可不就一路勢如破竹了嘛！

待到總決賽第七場，威少吊傳詹姆斯，后者隔扣KD絕殺。威少在本西的哭泣聲中載歌載舞！一派歡樂祥和之中，濃眉坐著輪椅，被人推到場中央，與隊友共同捧杯！

[–]AustraliaWasProbablyBanned 374 points an hour ago

ADs back sends its regards

球迷：濃眉的背說：我謝謝你?。?/strong>

[–]LakersHinohellono 68 points 3 hours ago

His back is fucked. Nothing really he can do about it

湖人球迷：濃眉的背已經沒治了，他可能也真是回天乏力。

[–]LakersA_Lakers 191 points 3 hours ago

I don’t wanna hear anyone call AD soft. Injury prone sure but he’s tough as nails

湖人球迷：不想聽到有人說濃眉軟，他確實玻璃人屬性，可他的意志堅若磐石

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