世界通訊!鍵盤俠|該讓莫蘭特?fù)?5次肥皂 換斯特恩直接拉他當(dāng)眾斬首
                發(fā)布時(shí)間:2023-06-17 15:42:38 文章來源:天下足球最新帖子
                (點(diǎn)擊上方關(guān)注鍵盤俠,獲悉更多有趣資訊。)重罰!官方:莫蘭特停薪禁

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                重罰!官方:莫蘭特停薪禁賽25場&回歸需要滿足特定條件

                今日聯(lián)盟官方宣布,禁賽莫蘭特2023-24賽季前25場比賽。莫蘭特將被要求滿足一些特定條件(未公布)才能重返灰熊隊(duì),在停賽期間他沒有資格參加任何公共聯(lián)賽或訓(xùn)練活動,包括季前賽。


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                美網(wǎng)友就聯(lián)盟對莫蘭特的處罰進(jìn)行了廣泛的討論,以下是小編整理的部分美網(wǎng)友評論。

                [–]THARMASTER 3 points 14 hours ago

                Only 25 games??? But when I wield a gun at my local Walmart I get put in jail

                球迷:才禁25場???之前我在沃爾瑪超市也揮了下槍,我TM直接進(jìn)監(jiān)獄了啊!!

                [–]altruisticdisaster 2 points 15 hours ago

                This just means he’ll be executed during the suspension right?

                球迷:所以我弱弱地問一句,這里說的禁25場的意思,是不是說,莫蘭特會在禁賽期間被執(zhí)行死刑啊?

                [–]jrbcnchezbrg 2040 points 12 hours ago

                Ja after the 28th game of the season

                球迷:樓上的請看,下賽季打完28場比賽之后,莫蘭特…是這樣子的…

                [–]daft_dunkwwwolfey. 408 points 10 hours ago

                Ja celebrating only getting 25 with parole

                球迷:聽到自己僅僅得到25場禁賽,并且滿足一些條件就能回來,莫蘭特慶祝的樣子…

                [–]Rawkus2112 40 points 9 hours ago

                Nah hes fucked. Thats a full offseason + a couple months. Theres no way he doesnt flash a gun somewhere on social media in that span

                球迷:樓上的都懂什么?莫蘭特啊,他完蛋啦!接下去整個休賽期+幾個月都沒事兒干,這段時(shí)間讓莫蘭特不在社媒炫槍?他憋得住嗎?等著憋屈死吧他!

                [–]Eaglewarrior33 13 points 6 hours ago

                David Stern must be rolling in his grave right now. He would"ve given us the public execution we all wanted.

                球迷:大衛(wèi)-斯特恩聽到這個處罰,躺在棺材里面又要被氣得輾轉(zhuǎn)反側(cè)了~~這要是讓斯特恩來罰的話,肯定會如咱們所愿,他會把莫蘭特拉到菜市口給當(dāng)眾斬首的!

                注:斯特恩是前NBA聯(lián)盟總裁。

                [–]gifcartel 1 point 2 hours ago

                Daddy Stern wouldve pulled the trigger himself

                球迷:費(fèi)那事兒干嘛?要是讓斯特恩來,估計(jì)他會親自提著槍去把莫蘭特給嘎了!

                [–]Olympix[S] 1522 points 13 hours ago

                I was expecting a public beheading at minimum

                球迷:是啊!就這?我還以為這少說得來一個當(dāng)眾斬首啥的吧…

                [–]kyozr. 54 points 9 hours ago

                Get that ne’er-do-good, crackhead, hoodrat, thuggish, gangster boy out of the league

                球迷:煩死了,趕緊快把這個廢柴、腦殘槍癮分子、爛混混、暴力狂、黑社會從聯(lián)盟里趕出去!!!

                [–]Drawer85 16 points 8 hours ago

                The funniest part is Adam silver acting like the sentence was something really big and manages to trick everyone.

                球迷:最TM搞笑的是,之前蕭華還搞得好像這個處罰會相當(dāng)嚴(yán)重似的,結(jié)果處罰一出來,這家伙給垮得,把所有人的腰都給閃了…

                [–]solarscopez. 9 points 8 hours ago

                I thought Adam Silver would whip out his proboscis, drill it into Ja"s skull, liquify his brain and then sip it up like a caprisun pouch.

                Shows how soft the NBA has become.

                球迷:是啊!我以為蕭華會抓住莫蘭特,把嘴插進(jìn)后者的腦殼里面,將腦仁給融化!接著一口一口把莫蘭特的腦漿給嘬干!莫蘭特的腦殼被蕭華吸得跟個面口袋一樣扁扁軟軟的!

                [–]dthev25 921 points 13 hours ago

                Must have been a mistype. Think he meant 25 seasons.

                球迷:不對!這處罰公告肯定是寫錯別字了!肖華的原意應(yīng)該是禁賽25個賽季~~

                [–]heyitscool17 173 points 13 hours ago

                25 life sentences

                球迷:不對!原意應(yīng)該是25輩子無期徒刑!

                [–]legarrettesblount 57 points 12 hours ago

                25 executions

                球迷:什么啊!不應(yīng)該是槍斃25分鐘嗎?

                [–]IndycarFan64 18 points 12 hours ago

                25 soap drops

                球迷:弄死太便宜他了,我覺得應(yīng)該是撿25次肥皂~~~

                [–]AppropriatePack6759 99 points 13 hours ago

                I feel like this decision wasn"t actually Adam Silver"s but a doppelganger sent by Ja"s shadow hood gang after they raped and killed his body and dumped it somewhere in Spokane. i have no source or whatsoever but I feel like what I"m saying is definitely true. Never always trust what the naked eye could see.

                球迷:同志們,我嚴(yán)重認(rèn)為這個處罰決定不是肖華本人做的!而是莫蘭特背后的“暗影幫”把肖華抓了起來并強(qiáng)暴了他,之后殺掉他把他的尸體扔在了波肯市的某個角落,然后派了一個和肖華長得一模一樣的人發(fā)布了這個處罰決定!雖然我沒有確切的證據(jù),但是我的第六感告訴我,我的猜測絕對錯不了!勸你們不要始終相信眼睛所看到的一切!!

                [–]Deksametazon_v2 34 points 12 hours ago

                This message is sponsored by the Shadow Government

                球迷:沒錯!這個處罰公告是經(jīng)由“暗影幫”權(quán)力中心批準(zhǔn)發(fā)布!

                [–]8_bw 63 points 12 hours ago

                Ja Morant has been warned that he can only flash a gun 25 more times before Adam Silver gets vewy angwy

                球迷:大家有所不知,其實(shí)莫蘭特已經(jīng)受到了嚴(yán)重的警告!!他被警告,以后最多只能再炫槍25次,如若不然,肖華會灰常灰常地生氣噠!

                (莫蘭特:好的好的,肖華先生,我知道了,嗚嗚嗚呵呵哈哈哈哈)

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