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[Post-Game Thread] Team Giannis defeats Team LeBron 184-175 in the 72nd NBA All-Star Game

[賽后貼]?塔圖姆55+10+6 兩隊長傷退 字母哥隊終結詹姆斯隊五連勝

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雙方數據

詹姆斯隊：恩比德32分6籃板4助攻、歐文32分7籃板15助攻、杰倫-布朗35分14籃板5助攻2搶斷、詹姆斯13分4助攻、約基奇4分5籃板6助攻2搶斷、東契奇4分2籃板5助攻、蘭德爾11分2籃板2助攻、愛德華茲12分4籃板、哈利伯頓18分3助攻、賈倫-杰克遜6分。

字母哥隊：塔圖姆55分10籃板6助攻、米切爾40分4籃板10助攻3搶斷、字母哥2分、馬爾卡寧13分7籃板、莫蘭特6分3籃板3助攻、阿德巴約4分、利拉德26分3籃板4助攻3搶斷、西亞卡姆12分7籃板4助攻、德羅贊8分6籃板5助攻、亞歷山大9分2籃板7助攻、霍勒迪3分2助攻。

[–]MavericksCaptainButtFucker 37 points an hour ago

Lebron in the first quarter was fun. Luka and Jokic were really disappointing. Dame, Mitchell, and Tatum were awesome however. The duel between Tatum and Brown was the best part of the game. Overall it kind of sucked tho.

獨行俠球迷：老規矩，XJB總結下，啊~

《觀恩必誒全明星有感》

第一節老詹在，倒也挺好玩兒的。

東契奇約基奇，你倆擱這兒混呢？

利拉德米切爾，加獺兔這仨不錯，

綠軍雙星切磋，值給一個大拇哥。

別看挺熱鬧的。其實爛得沒法說。

[–]NetsSixthFan 9 points an hour ago

entire game was ASS. Just a glorified shooting practice for 4 full quarters

籃網球迷：整段垮掉！這不就是讓我們看了四節球星投籃訓練嗎？

[–]dag311 25 points an hour ago

If you were able to watch more than 5 minutes of that garbage, you deserve the MVP

球迷：如果你能盯著這坨比賽看超過5分鐘，那你值一個MVP！

[–]Timberwolvesdukeyyy 51 points an hour ago

Shoutout to the players who wanted nothing to do with this shit show.

森林狼球迷：那些不想和這坨比賽產生任何瓜葛的球星，可真有先見之明啊~

[–]leoleoleo666 10 points an hour ago

Watching luka was funny he just sprinting around slowly and not caring

球迷：東契奇這沙雕，在場上晃晃悠悠到處遛鳥，屁事鳥也不鳥。

[–]vrkhfkb 6 points an hour ago

They wanted to go home asap . Team LeBron was begging Tatum to end them. Except for brown.

球迷：所有人就想趕快回家睡覺，詹姆斯隊除了杰倫-布朗之外的玩兒主，都跪著求塔圖姆麻利點把他們干掉好收工~

[–][SAC] DeMarcus CousinsSolarClipz 26 points an hour ago

so everyone except Tatum chucking for the MVP

馬刺球迷：除了塔圖姆之外，其他人對MVP都沒啥生理反應。

[–]k0ala_ 14 points an hour ago

finally its over. I regret not sleeping through it

球迷：終于結束了，我放著好好的覺不睡，看這坨玩意兒，我到底圖什么啊~~

[–]Timberwolvesunwinagainstable 4 points an hour ago

I regret watching that

森林狼球迷：罪過~我看了，我的眼睛不干凈了~555~

[–]Lakersbrianbrainbrian 5 points an hour ago

I turned on the game in the 4th quarter and I still regret watching that

湖人球迷：縱然打開電視時比賽已經是末節，但已足夠讓我悔恨終生~

[–]Celticscs-shitposter 675 points an hour ago

I feel like every shot Paul George took was a brick lol did he even score tonight? Who"s got the box score

凱爾特人球迷：我說，感覺只要是泡椒投籃必是打鐵，咋回事兒，哈哈哈，今晚他倒是得分了嗎？誰給我看看數據啊

[–]SupersonicsFlightoftheConcorder 102 points an hour ago

4/13, but a perfect 4/4 from inside the arc.

超音速球迷：泡椒全場13投4中，可是人家三分線內4投全中呢，你可不要亂說~

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantWhynotzoidberg416 71 points 59 minutes ago

Perfect-inside-the-arc P

科比球迷：泡-不是三分必命中-椒！

[–]RaptorsGaySexFan 10 points 35 minutes ago

Particularly-efficient-when-attempting-shots-close-to-the-rim-as-opposed-to-from-beyond-the-three-point-line P

猛龍球迷：泡-離籃筐越近離三分線越遠他就越厲害-椒！

[–]Bucksgustavokh 52 points an hour ago

Already in playoff form

雄鹿球迷：從命中率看，已經是季后賽泡椒模式了。

[–]LakersMustard_Jam 1072 points an hour ago

People hated on Team Giannis like he’s drafting a team for an actual NBA season. Dude just drafted all the shooters knowing no one plays defense so they can just stack up a ton of points raining open 3s. Also took guys that would actually try like Tatum instead of Jokic and Luka who don’t give a single fuck

Man played 4D chess

湖人球迷：字母哥太招人煩了，因為他選人玩兒真的啊。明知道全明星賽是沒防守的，他就故意選了一堆射手狂射三分。還選了幾個不愛玩就愛較真的楞主，比如塔圖姆；而像約基奇和東契奇之流，這倆嘻嘻哈哈雨我無瓜的傻鳥，他躲得遠遠的。

字母哥這套路玩兒得明明白白的。

[–][LAL] Sasha Vuja?i?WolfgangBB 470 points an hour ago

Yeah, Giannis drafted smart. I think LeBron visually started sweating when Giannis took Lillard, he knew that he got outplayed.

湖人球迷：太對了，字母哥選人很聰明。當字母哥選利拉德的時候，老詹就已暗叫不好，他知道，這下要被打爆了。

[–]KingsOptimusGrime707 586 points an hour ago

This whole All-Star Weekend was a real shit sandwich for Kings fans lmao

國王球迷：對國王球迷來說，整個全明星周末就像在品嘗一塊米田共風味的三明治，哈哈哈哈~555~

[–]KingsUnderstandableXO 366 points an hour ago

“fox hasn’t scored yet…and he still hasn’t scored”

國王球迷：

解說：“福克斯目前還沒得分。。。嗨呀！機會來啦，這下指定破零了。。。嗯。。。依然零分！”

新聞鏈接>>>>>略顯尷尬！福克斯生涯首次全明星投籃1中0 僅僅得到2助攻

新聞鏈接>>>>>好不容易拿到的球！福克斯空籃扣飛 截至目前唯一0分

[–]ThunderDuckKnuckles 117 points an hour ago

The best defense I saw tonight was from Fox on Fox.

雷霆球迷：這場比賽的最佳防守對位，依我看啊，那就是福克斯對福克斯的防守了啊！

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 532 points an hour ago

Did I just watch a two hour commercial for Jordan Tatum 1s? Where can I buy a pair?

馬刺球迷：我看球不多，弱弱地問一下，這場比賽是不是塔圖姆的簽名球鞋發布會啊？鞋哪里可以買到呢？

新聞鏈接>>>>>諜照都說丑&發售香成？塔圖姆簽名鞋公布 4月8日正式發售

[–]a_crappy_lite 9 points an hour ago

This was the most convincing shoe commercial ever

球迷：是的，你猜對了，這是迄今為止宣傳效果最突出的球鞋發布會了~

[–]Mavericksamazin_raisin99 58 points 59 minutes ago

Ja Morant, a man whose game is practically built for the all-star game, sat on the bench the whole second half while Tatum played more than he would in a Celtics game just to take the most boring shots possible. At least in other all star games that were blowouts there would be cool dunks, this was just open 3 after open 3.

獨行俠球迷：莫蘭特的球風就是為全明星而生的，但是他整個下半場卻都坐在板凳上，而塔圖姆打得時間比他在凱爾特人時還多，還不停地扔那些無聊的三分球。

以前的全明星賽，比賽沒懸念的時候，大家至少會玩兒幾個漂亮的扣籃啥的，這次可倒好，一個接一個地扔空位三分球~

[–]CavaliersStakDoe 215 points an hour ago

Kinda disappointed for real.

騎士球迷：失望透頂啊~

[–]BucksDecisiveDinosaur 27 points an hour ago

feels like the players try harder during off season pick up games, which i understand, with injury risks and all that, but it"s just not good to watch.

雄鹿球迷：他們在休賽期打野球都比在這兒出的汗要多吧，我知道球員要考慮到傷病風險啥的，但是，一！點！都！不！好！看！

[–]SpursYaBoiWhit 72 points an hour ago

my expectations were low but holy fuck

馬刺球迷：我的要求~并不高~ 待我像從前~一樣好 ~ 可是…要死啊，這什么玩意兒！

[–]RaptorsKizz3r 208 points an hour ago*

All nba players know nowadays is chuck 3’s, flop, and eat hotchip

猛龍球迷：所有NBA球員知道，如今比的就是三分，假摔，吃零食。

[–]76ersSirJoeffer 28 points an hour ago

Any NBA player in 2023 can’t ball, all they know is chuck 3’s, flop, request trade, be Bronsexual, eat hotchip and lie

76人球迷：現在的NBA球員不會打球，他們只知道扔三分，假摔，申請交易，勾股定律，吃零食，和撒謊。

[–]BucksFutonMcBiscuit 35 points an hour ago

Tatum fans Christmas

雄鹿球迷：塔圖姆球迷今天倒是過年了~

[–]riddlerjoke 2 points 42 minutes ago

I dont think anyone cares about ASG MVP anymore. Its not like the ASG like twenty years ago.

球迷：不一定，大家都對全明星MVP不感冒啦~和20年前的全明星MVP比起來，根本不是一碼事兒了~

[–]Bullsfootballfutbolsoccer [score hidden] 59 minutes ago*

Shit was so boring. I know players don’t want to get hurt but damn at least try a little!!! I feel like they all feel like they’re too cool to try…

公牛球迷：如此無聊的一坨比賽。球員不想受傷可以理解，但是受累能不能稍微賣點力，出點點汗呢？是不是生怕一出汗就把精致的妝容給弄花了？

[–]Supersonicskazamm 99 points an hour ago

This is the worst all star game I’ve seen.

I’m 40.

馬刺球迷：我四十了，這是我看過最爛的一場全明星賽。

[–]AngusKing 12 points an hour ago

They should get gleague player in this also

球迷：要我看啊，也把發展聯盟球員邀請過來吧。

[–]LakersMustard_Jam 4 points an hour ago

Adam Silver is a dog shit commish idk why so much people like him.

No one gives a fuck anymore during the weekend and that"s part of him letting the players do whatever they want. Load management etc but that"s a different topic. Under Stern shit like this didn"t happen.

湖人球迷：肖華就是一坨大便，偏偏有人聞著香。他讓球員們在聯盟為所欲為，什么“負荷管理”啥的，現在球員都不把全明星當回事兒了，這就是代價之一！斯特恩在的時候，這種情況是不會發生的！

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